Choka-Holic Jiu-Jitsu Tank Top – Funny BJJ Parody Shirt
All the Details (You’ll Want to Know)
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Choka-Holic Jiu-Jitsu Tank Top
For People Who Love Chokes. A Lot.
If you're always talking about chokes or joking about them, this tank is for you. The Choka-Holic tank is fun, bold, and made for grapplers who can’t stop thinking about their next neck attack.
It’s soft, light, and great for casual days when you’re not on the mats.
Why You Will Like It:
- Super soft 4.2 oz fabric
- Made with up to 6 recycled plastic bottles
- 50 percent recycled polyester, 25 percent organic cotton, 25 percent modal
- Light and breathable
- Rib-knit edges and side seams for comfort
- Tear-away tag that does not itch
- Made in small batches by people who train
- Red E or 3 mark at the hem
Fit Tip: True to size. If you're between sizes, go up one for a looser fit.
When to Wear It:
- After class
- BJJ seminars
- Weekend errands
- Jiu-Jitsu meetups
- Hanging out with teammates
Made to Order
We print each tank after it’s ordered. Please allow one to three days before shipping.
Legal Note
This shirt is a parody. It is not approved by or connected to any other brand. It is made to celebrate Jiu-Jitsu culture through fun designs.
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- Machine Wash Inside-Out Cold With Like Colors.
- Do Not Use Fabric Softener.
- Do Not Bleach.
- Tumble Dry Low. Remove Promptly.
- Cool Iron. If Necessary.
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- Please Allow 1-3 days to ship.
- Exchanges are accepted within 3 days of delivery if clothing is not washed or trained in.
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All our shirts are made in Texas. We typically use Next Level, District or Belle Canvas Blanks depending on the color and style.